In a scathing late-night monologue that has since gone viral, Jimmy Kimmel tore into Elon Musk, accusing the world’s richest man of behaving less like a tech entrepreneur and more like a cinematic supervillain with a fertility complex. Kimmel’s comedic takedown came after The Wall Street Journal published an explosive investigative report alleging that Musk is using his social media platform X to secretly recruit women, father children with them, and silence them through multimillion-dollar non-disclosure agreements.The late-night host summarized it all in one unforgettable punchline:“He’s a real supervillain.”According to the WSJ report, Musk’s “baby empire” isn’t just a chaotic byproduct of personal choices—it’s a deliberate operation, carried out across digital platforms, private messages, legal contracts, and secretive settlements. What might have once been dismissed as internet rumor has now materialized into something far more structured: a modern-day dynasty built on influence, reproductive strategy, and the quiet compliance of the women involved.Kimmel, known for his biting political satire and sharp cultural commentary, wasted no time turning Musk’s alleged reproductive crusade into one of his most savage segments to date.“The Wall Street Journal—not The Onion—published a story detailing Musk’s efforts to seed the world with his DNA,” Kimmel said. “They’re calling it a ‘harem of baby mamas.’ You can’t make this stuff up.”He then described how Musk has allegedly used X (formerly Twitter) not only to share memes and fire off controversial takes but to privately contact and recruit women to carry his children. According to the report, these women are offered large financial incentives—including seven-figure payments and long-term support packages—as long as they sign agreements promising to keep quiet about Musk’s paternity and their personal relationship with him.Kimmel’s reaction?“Who said romance is dead?” he quipped. “Apparently Elon’s idea of flirting is a DM followed by a 20-page NDA.”The WSJ report alleged that Musk has already fathered at least 14 children with four different women, including pop artist Grimes, Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis, and conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair, who recently went public about their child, claiming Musk attempted to buy her silence with a $15 million offer and $100,000 monthly support, only to revoke it when she refused to stay quiet.Kimmel flashed a now-infamous shirtless photo of Musk at the beach, adding, “Based on this photograph, he might’ve given birth to them himself. He’s probably carrying a few in his pouch like a kangaroo.”The comedian then went a step further, drawing a comparison between Musk and classic supervillains: “You’ve heard of Alien vs. Predator? Elon might be both of them.”And when quoting a WSJ detail in which Musk allegedly texted a woman, “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse, we will need to use surrogates,” Kimmel shook his head in mock disbelief: “He even texts like a comic book villain. He’s not Elon Musk anymore—he’s Sex Luther.”The nickname stuck immediately online, with “Sex Luther” trending on X within hours. Memes of Musk dressed in black turtlenecks and holding infants like weapons began circulating, further fanning the flames of public mockery. But while Kimmel and the internet had fun with the theatrics of Musk’s alleged reproductive empire, the underlying accusations are no laughing matter.According to sources interviewed by the WSJ, Musk has a system in place—a playbook for reproducing at scale. It starts with casual online interaction, progresses to private conversations, and often ends with proposals involving surrogacy, multi-child arrangements, and strict legal silencing. The women who resist, as in St. Clair’s case, face financial retaliation, emotional detachment, and legal threats.Musk’s confidant and fixer, Jared Birchall, is said to manage this entire infrastructure—acquiring properties for Musk’s preferred mothers to live on (such as the compound in Austin), handling legal negotiations, and delivering Musk’s offers like a character out of a corporate dystopia.When asked by WSJ why these women agree, some insiders say it’s the promise of financial security and elite proximity—being part of Musk’s “child legion,” a group of offspring he hopes will populate humanity’s future on Mars or beyond. Others suggest that some mothers are selected for their intelligence, compliance, or ambition, aligning with Musk’s personal belief that “smart people must have more children to save civilization.”But not everyone agrees with Musk’s vision. Critics have accused him of operating on a techno-eugenic mindset, where genetics, not compassion, determine worth. His approach to fatherhood, they argue, is detached and transactional, more focused on legacy than love.Grimes, for instance, has publicly criticized Musk for being emotionally unavailable and for leveraging his power in legal custody disputes. She accused him of “bankrupting her” in family court and dragging their disagreements into public view through his social media platform.And now, with Jimmy Kimmel shining a spotlight on the absurdity—and danger—of Musk’s alleged behavior, the public conversation is no longer confined to tech circles or legal filings.“This isn’t a billionaire eccentricity,” Kimmel warned, “This is full-blown Bond villain energy.”He closed the segment with one final zinger: “Say what you want about Elon, but the man loves babies. I mean, he spent $300 million to get one elected president.”Whether that’s political shade or a comment on Musk’s growing influence in U.S. politics, the message is clear: this is no longer just about tweets or Teslas. It’s about power, reproduction, control—and what happens when one man decides he should be the genetic blueprint for the future.For now, Elon Musk remains silent on the Kimmel segment, but given his track record, a late-night tweet or a cryptic emoji reply may already be on the way. Whether or not he addresses the “Sex Luther” label, one thing is certain: the internet won’t let him forget it.
INSIDER NEWS! Elon Musk allegedly recruited baby mamas through social media, then paid millions to silence them — Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t hold back
